Pass the Hawaiian Punch, Please

Our friends over at live nation have provided andy's stache with a copy of the rider for a certain fat, black comedienne who played in philadelphia this weekend. gotta withhold the name for privacy purposes, but here's what this lovely lady (who is actually pretty funny) requires at her shows:

• Buffalo Wings
• Lunchmeat platter
• Fruit platter
• Vegetable platter
• Fried chicken wings
• Bread white/rye
• Mints/gum
• Water, cranberry juice, orange juice
• Hawaiian Punch, Sunkist orange and grape soda
• 2 bottles of Asti Spumante
• Mustard, mayo, sharp cheese and all other condiments
• 4 candles, no floral fragrance

I think she pretty much touched on all the african american food stereotypes in the book. insert your own racist joke here.