more woes for a-rod

unconfirmed reports out of new york indicate that alex rodriguez will be charged with second-degree manslaughter in the death of teammate corey lidle. lidle was killed wednesday when his plane crashed into a manhanttan high-rise.

the charges facing rodriguez seem to be based on crimes of omission.

"if that stupid metrosexual had done anything during the tigers series, the yanks would still be playing and this tragedy never would have occurred," new york city police commisioner raymond w. kelly said.

rodriguez, seemingly still busy on his postseason shopping spree, offered no comment.

(what, too soon?)

seriously though, r.i.p. corey lidle.