say it aint so, allen

'Everyone in Joe Champs American Sports Bar knew where Allen Iverson was sitting - second floor, first row, in front of the big-screen television on the left - to watch the Eagles-Dallas game. That's because every time the Cowboys did something good, Iverson (gasp!) stood up, turned around to face his teammates, coaches and 76ers staff, and cheered.

"I grew up a Cowboys fan. . . Everybody in my house was a Cowboys fan. So that's really all I knew as a kid was the Cowboys. Now to be in Philadelphia for the last 10 years and be around so many of the Eagles, you can't help but like those guys, too."' (inquirer link)

Please tell me its not true, Allen. Tell me you were misquoted, or your comments were taken out of context, or the media is out to get you. Go on another practice rant or go fire your handgun off outside of a stripclub with Steven Jackson. Anything but this, Allen.