Cause of Death: The Sads

More evidence that rooting for the Sads can actually kill you: a funeral product company is now making coffins featuring MLB logos.

The AP article reminds us that sports is a matter of life and death:

"Many crazed baseball fans have said they would die for a championship. But are they willing to take that devotion to the grave?"

Hey, now! I love my Philly squads as much as any of my cheeseteak-eating bretheren, but I'm not quite sure that I want the everlasting image of my remains to be a Sads logo with a picture of Steve Jeltz emblazoned across my coffin.